Rory the Router

Rory was welcomed into the Cj and Lottie household when the duo bought him in a Currys and QC world. Upon being in his presence, he bargained to Cj that he could offer 200 gb/s in exchange for delicious electricity.

Unusual for the two, they decided to give Rory a try and has remained in the household for many years. The router although has a dysfunction where he pathologically lies about internet speeds, this distressful side has led to frequent investigations with the Police force.

It is believed because of his bad habit that he excelled as a car salesman.