Smoky and Lottie's

Smoky and Lottie's was a food chain set up by Lottie and Smoky, a carcinogenic smoke cloud. Cj was originally set up as part of the business, suggesting the first food menu.

Such meals included: Lottie however disagreed greatly with the idea of selling celery sticks, and so demoted Cj to running the car park.
 * Cyanide chips and a smooth refreshing coke
 * Celery sticks and sand

After the chain (first called Lottie's) was set up independently by Lottie, smoky, a byproduct of an overdone steak, came to Lottie to help her run the business. Cj meanwhile, began charging extortionate prices for parking: a 15 minute stay equated to £35.87. Smoky and Lottie were angered by Cj's move, and so rallied for many years in war. It is believed that over 700 people died in the conflict.